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Hot off the press!!!

Finals venue and times for Saturday:

Gosnells Oval
12.30 Ellenbrook vs Brentwood Booragoon
2.30 Gosnells vs Noranda

I think I speak for everyone on this forum when I say that we are all waiting for CantKickCantHandball's preview of Brentwoods finals campaign, the upcoming TV sponsorship deals and the possibility of him starting at Centre Half Forward.

Last week, Brentwood Booragoon turned up with mismatched jumpers, no water bottles, no practice balls, no runner and no trainer, but with plenty of spirit.

I too look forward to CantKickCantHandball's preview of their finals campaign.

Given the struggles they have had, they have done very well to get as far as they have in the competition.

We were written off. Cast in to the shadows. A team to be forgotten about. Then we came storming home with 3 losses by a total of 233 points to cement our deserved position in the finals.

We are clear premiership favourites.

Birdman, thanks for the review of our fixture. However, I'd like to add that we also do not have a coach (or any assistant coaches) and we did not have a goal umpire. However, one of our players purchased 24 bottles of water from Coles en route to the fixture, so I'll need to pull you up on that.

We're in a bit of trouble this week as we've got some outs. I'll list them below:
- Steve Sax (run in with the law)
- Mike Scioscia (acute poisoning)
- Ken Griffey Jnr (swollen jaw)
- Jose Canseco (moving house)
- Wade Boggs (disciplined for brawling)
- Ozzie Smith (unknown)
- Roger Clemens (mental illness)
- Don Mattingly (haircut)

My prediction for the game is that we'll go down by at least 10 goals, but this fits in well with our end of season plans scheduled for the afternoon of Saturday, 27th August.

Warm regards and all the very best.

The rumours are rife coming out of the kennel. Have all of these injuries come from the majority of the teams affiliation with a the local power plant.

Am I also correct in saying that Daryl Strawberry will be fronting up for the semi final.

I've herd coach Montgomery may be making an appearance also to help with some tactics.

Brentwood are the clear favourited for the game and the flag in my opinion.

Ellenbrook v Brentwood Elimination final
Gosnells V Noranda Qualifying final

So what's everyone's predictions ?

Ellenbrook vs Brentwood - Brentwood.
Gosnells vs Noranda - Brentwood.

Haha.. should have known get no sense out of cantkickcanthanball... lol btw what's your jumper number so I can watch the star in action tomorrow mate

That's me in the profile picture...let's just say I'm easy to spot.

We have a free for all system with our jumpers. Pick one out of the bag and away you go. So I'll be somewhere between 1 and 24 if that helps?

I herd there were a couple of upsets on the weekend with Noranda getting up over Gosnells.

More importantly how did premiership favourites and all round good guys Brentwood Booragoons go down to the less fancied Ellenbrook? I look forward to the recap from CKCH.

Good luck to all teams still alive.