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How's the job application going BC for the vacant Swans CEO position? Just remember my tips. Rock up to the interview in a navy blue singlet, stubbie shorts, black and white thongs, slab of Emu Export on the left shoulder and fag hanging out of your mouth and right hand free for the meet and greet and I reckon you are a shoe in with your ability to count to 130.

yes it's coming along beautifully DD. i'm just a bit stumped on whether I should say I own a Ford or Holden...maybe if I just say I've knocked off both in recent times and as such don't have a preference that should just about do it.

DD wrote: How's the job application going BC for the vacant Swans CEO position? Just remember my tips. Rock up to the interview in a navy blue singlet, stubbie shorts, black and white thongs, slab of Emu Export on the left shoulder and fag hanging out of your mouth and right hand free for the meet and greet and I reckon you are a shoe in with your ability to count to 130.

Your pig pen lot would be a shoe in for the role then ..except for the being able to count to 130 requirement part!

Beasley Hutton wrote:

DD wrote: How's the job application going BC for the vacant Swans CEO position? Just remember my tips. Rock up to the interview in a navy blue singlet, stubbie shorts, black and white thongs, slab of Emu Export on the left shoulder and fag hanging out of your mouth and right hand free for the meet and greet and I reckon you are a shoe in with your ability to count to 130.

Your pig pen lot would be a shoe in for the role then ..except for the being able to count to 130 requirement part!

Would that be why your mob gravitate toward the pig pen on game day BH? Makes'em feel at home?

BC wrote: yes it's coming along beautifully DD. i'm just a bit stumped on whether I should say I own a Ford or Holden...maybe if I just say I've knocked off both in recent times and as such don't have a preference that should just about do it.

I don't think that will cut it these days BC, even the car thieves in BoganDeen have moved on from the trusty old Ford and Holden. Nissan Skylines and Subaru Impreza is the new industry standard for hardened car thieves. Make sure you've got the I love Swans bumper sticker on the rear window and the Jerry can and syphon hose in the back of the ute. Bring the rottweiler and give him a bit extra rein to roam around the perimeter of the Hilux while your chewing the fat with Smarty.

Gee that description above sounds a little like life in the City of Wanneroo DD!

Beasley Hutton wrote: Gee that description above sounds a little like life in Wanneroo DD!

Hahaha true BH go to the Wanneroo shops late in the arvo early evening and it's like a meet and greet for tradies and 4wd enthusiasts walking in IGA in their hiviz shirt and bare feet before swinging around to LiquorLand. How I miss it, don't live there these days, closer to Bogandeen, very close. Lol

Unfortunately I still do mate!

Beasley Hutton wrote: Unfortunately I still do mate!

Cruised through there a couple of weeks ago, you just about need a 4wd to get through the potholes off Civic drive when are they gonna fix that? And around the post office and the Wanneroo Tavern. Do miss that shopping centre though and a few Asian restaurants around there.

At the AGM tonight and it was reported that the following were outs

Brett Mahoney returning to Victoria.
Simon Moore travelling
Bill Fethers study
Dylan Elliot country
Mitch McPhee travel
Abe Kennedy year off.

They also mentioned Greg Broughton and Hamish Shepherd were currently "missing in action"

Ins were
Nick Menagola
Simon Parry
Corey Adamson
Sam Lowrie
Bailey Matera
Rowan Powell
Angus Litherland
Daniel Perkins

Krakouer had decided not to play with us.