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Suburbs should relocate?

Well, well, well......The king has awoken and ill tell you what, if you have a seat belt, strap yourself in as the next 5 minutes of your day will be the highlight.

The crowds filed in to Rams Stadium after the mention on AFL360 of the Peoples Panda being back in the Green and Gold and the balcony was rocking when the top of the table reserves team rolled out onto the field of dreams to put on another clinic.

With a couple of Forwards missing due to injury (one actually missed with a corkie...WTF!) the usual land of the giants that is Melville Reserves forward line was renamed the Natural Disasters.



Number 23, AKA Earthquake, started at CHF and yours truely, AKA Typhoon, was named in the rape dungeon (goal square) and the crowd knew they were in a for a show. The Rams kicked into the breeze in the first quarter and the fourth placed Gossy must have thought they were in a with a chance having done a number on the Rams first time around. Melville managed to put 3 or 4 goals on the board including one each to the Natural Disasters and carry a 2 goal lead into the first break.
At quarter time, it seems the Rams trainer handed out sleeping tablets instead of no doze and Melville came out half asleep in the second. This allowed Gossy a chance to, although kicking into the breeeze, keep the deficit around the 2 goal mark going into the long break. Typhoon nailed one from way down town to keep the crowd happy while Earthquake, having received a corkie early on, enjoyed a stint in the goal square to bang on a couple.

During the long break, the peptides were discovered at the bottom of the trainers kit. All players were swiftly injected and this showed in the second half. Earthquake was raking in one handed hangers and Typhoon decided to put his signature on the game with 4 last quarter goals, including 3 in 47 seconds, to close out the match with a 12 goal victory. The Natural Disasters performed their finishing moves, The Splash and the Tidal Wave in the last few minutes and both finished with 6 snaggers a piece.

After the success of the Buddy 13 show on Fox Footy this weekend, Fox Footy will be replaying the Twos game and The Natural Disasters will be tweeting their thoughts throughout the telecast. Make sure you tune in boys.

The sweet W, meant one thing......Stubbies. The boys piled in to the King’s car and rushed home in the first quarter of the League match to get some sweet kit on to wear out later on. At that point in time, Gosnells held a 2 point lead, 4.4 to 4.2. Upon returning at half time, Melville had piled on 19 goals and the Gossy line up had scored 4 measly points. Quite amazing really. The Rams seem to be hitting their straps at the right time of the year. I dare say there would be a few teams looking over their shoulders and working up a mean sweat.

The show rolled on to Llama Bar in Subiaco where the Rams were treated like royalty by the bevy of female groupies. A tip for all you boys out there.....If you have run out of Roey’s, Espresso Martinis work just as well. The double shot of caffieene plus the excess alcohol practically melts the underwear straight off the ladies in a nightclub. Fair to say if you see me buying your missus one at the end of season party, then you wont be seing her till lunch time the following day. Watch out for the sneaky Panda!

Mr M, stress less mate. The KP has suited up in 4 games already and only needs one more to qualify which is only a couple of weeks away as the People Panda is resigning from his job to be a full time Reserves player at Melville! Seriously, who needs a job when you have finals footy, Mad Mondays and Footy trips to attend to all culminating in a sneaky trip to the Oktoberfest in Munich. Rest assured i will post photos on this forum from Germany to keep you boys happy.
Here's a couple from my last visit a couple of years ago...






.437......new oktoberfest record. Celebrated with a free Stein. I love German's


Until next time....

PANDA OUT