don't bother searching , football's expert is here
it doesn't matter about history
or any premierships experience whatsoever
for you see:-
The hype around Pearce’s arrival in Perth is massive.
The biggest name in the league’s history has linked up with its biggest sleeping giant.Pearce says a game of football is like a round of Mario Kart.
It’s an analogy she uses to connect with the youngest playing list in the competition, many of whom are teenagers and a few, like debutant Jessica Rentsch, have only just followed the Melbourne premiership captain in making the move to Perth.In Mario Kart, the famous video game, banana peel is the No.1 obstacle characters need to avoid.
If you hit a banana peel you spin out.
To hammer home the point, the first-time coach left a banana peel in the centre of Mineral Resources Park and invited every single player to step on it and think about what they would do if they hit one in the match.
yep that's it - flush all that has been gained in over 140 years of the game and buy a some fucking idiot Mario game box because the expert says banana's will get you
there is not one single thing wrong at WCE - all is sweet
you could not possibly make this shit up unless you were a crack addict
