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Lets get ready for Round5. Anyone down on players his week heading to a music festival?

Coolbinia West Perth v Kelmscott

CWP had a suprise win over Melville last week, at the Ram Stadium. Whilst Kelmscott had a good win over the unbeaten Kingsway. CWP have had a good start to the season, and a win here will give them great confidence. Kelmscott only have the one loss and will be looking for a win here. Given CWP had a win last week I'm thinking they might have a upset this week.
CWP by 5 points

Lynwood Ferndale v Wanneroo

Lynwood are 2-2 after being C2 premiers last season they have only beaten the 2 bottom teams, but have lost to 2 pretty good teams in Melville and Kelmscott. Wanneroo are looking good so far, undefeated and beaten 2 of last seasons finalists. Wanneroo to keep the streak alive.
Wanneroo by 6 goals.

Gosnells v Melville MOTR

Match of the round this weekend. Gosnells are going well at the moment, sitting at 3-1 and this week will be a good game to really show where they are at. Melville will be disappointed at being 1-3 after making the Prelim final last season. Lose this week and they fall behind the rest. I'm thinking the rams will come out firing and have a win here.
Melville by 3 goals.

Ocean Ridge v Kingsley

Onion Ridge, just like Melville, need a win here to stay with the rest of the competition. Kingsley will be looking to get the first win. Given its at Onion Ridges home ground (which no doubt would have "improved" with the rain...) and Kingsley's likeness to Melbourne I'm going with an Onion Ridge win.
Onions by 6 goals

Kingsway v Thornlie

Kingsway had the first loss last week and will be looking for a big win here. Who better to play than a team who has yet to win in Thornlie. Can't see Thornlie getting a win here, especially travelling up north again.
Kingsway by 8 goals.

Good luck to all this weekend.

Please enjoy this...

I think Kelmscott will be to big and strong for CWP, Kelmscott by 6 goals

Lynwood to be in for a long afternoon chasing tail.... Wanneroo by 10 goals+

Gosnells to continue Melville's poor start to the season in a close one, Gosnells by 5 points.

Ocean Ridge get the percentage booster against Kingsley, 100+

Kingsway will bounce back from their loss lask week and will belt Thornlie by 10 goals +

Good luck to all...... if Melville keep losing will they pay for the Panda to fly down every weekend and win them a flag???

Maybe next year in C2... Panda was there last year in a tougher comp and they still couldn't get the job done! I do feel for Melville regarding there colts side.

When NF and CBC are either side of ya you've got no hope really. The league want every club to have a colts, well stop clubs like NF/CBC from poaching jrns

Ill have

Kelmscott - I think they are the best side i Have seen in C1 this year
Lynwood - we have 12 changes due to Groovine in the Moo but I expect it to effect most clubs. We still think we can win
Gossy - Their ovel will be to big for Melville
Ridge at home - Hope their oval is a mudpit
Kingsway to do a real number on Thornlie

Good luck everyone, enjoy the game and the beers afterwards. Play in the right spirits boys, we dont wanna log onto this site Monday and see a game was called off by the umpires.........

Kelmscott
Lynwood
Gosnells
Ocean Ridge
Kingsway

Kelmscott
Waneroo
Gosnells
Ocean Ridge
Kingsway

Coolbinia West Perth v Kelmscott

I highly doubt Kelmscott players could afford to spend a weekend down south for a festival and how on earth would they get there with no fuel cards......based on this stat alone I think they will be at full strength.
Dogs by 6 pingas

Lynwood Ferndale v Wanneroo

Lynwood missing 12 from their league side. I hear Wanneroo have a spaghetti making tournament this weekend so are relatively short on numbers also. Should be a close game.
Wanneroo by a 5 bowls of bolognaise

Gosnells v Melville MOTR

Gosnells doing a great job so far this year and Melville seem to enjoy a night on the town a little too much for my liking. I also suspect they will be heading down south in their droves.
Gosnells by half a pinga and a line or Iraq

Ocean Ridge v Kingsley

You can guarentee Kingsley players will be in Bunbury this weekend. Flume vs the Heathridge park to get spanked..... After party at exit night club( Climb the pole in their boys to your own peril, the bounces will kick you straight out) - fact!
Onion Ridge by forfeit

Kingsway v Thornlie

Thornlie your cooked.

Kingsway by an ounce

Prove me wrong boys and have a good weekend

Righto c*nts, with my supercoach team going from pumping out 2300's at ease to struggling to put 13 players on the ground my focus will be all over C1 Ammo's footy this weekend. Ill be requiring a volunteer from all grounds to give me live updates via text. If this is you pm me and ill give you the most sort after phone number in town. Feel free to pass it on to your missus after the weekend if you want to put a smile on her dial and this could be you in the fore ground ....thats if she doesnt already have it.



Now for my educated opinion.....

Kelmscott clearly found 3 grand under the couch cushions and brought a team for last weekend. Not sure how much of the coin is left but they may get another game out of them on a rain cheque. The Scott by a couple of snag rolls.

Wanneroo is going to smash Lynwood similar to the way i damaged a hooker at Langtrees a month or so ago. She reckons i cut the gas (cover mouth and pinch nose from behind while rooting) for too long....WTF?
The big question for the Roo boys is what is going on with the big V being on the jumper. As a good Victorian boy, it really f*cking annoys me!!!! Shouldnt you have a big W? Sort it out before you come to Rams Stadium in Round 10 or you'll be facing an angry Bear!!!!

Rams need a win desperately and ill back the boys in to get it done. They are still winding up after a non existant pre season. Only have themselves to blame but their performances should improve as the season grows old.

OR v Kingsley will stink. Ridge to win 3-0

Finally Kingsway to beat Thornlie by 235 points.

Good luck lads,,,,,Play hard and fair. Last chance to make a name for yourself before the People Panda returns. Till then ill just be practicing my hangers....






PANDA OUT

Obvious who the lynwood guys are cause no one else in their right mind would tip them!

Hey Big Roo, when god was giving out brains did you think he was offering trains and thought "Ill get the next one....."

Your assumption that I picked Lynwood so I must have been involved with them was a good thought however, I would have thought the fact when I picked Lynwood and put WE after it shows im involved there, Clearly your not that clever however every time you fart your brain gets a little more clarity around what your mind is thinking.

Anyway well done mate, your right you did smash us, but guess what its round five and not finals, It was funny listening to some of your boys talking about "Dynastys" this year. Cant recall the last time they gave the flag out in May but you guys seem to think its yours.

Bet 9 other clubs will want to have a say in that before GF day.

Cheers to your boys that were good enough to hang around and have a beer after the game, they are not all that arrogant and most of your club are decent blokes.

And whats with number 14......Laughing at his mates when they fumble the ball up the ground or make a mistake. Clearly a good team player that one