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Round 3 done and dusted. Results went the way of the favourites.

Coolbinia West Perth (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 14.8 (92)
Kingsley (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 8.11 (59)

Kingsway (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.22 (94)
Melville (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 9.3 (57)

Lynwood Ferndale (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 8.3 (51)
Kelmscott (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 12.12 (84)

Wanneroo (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 22.9 (141)
Thornlie (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 6.6 (42)

Gosnells (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 17.8 (110)
Ocean Ridge (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 10.12 (72)


So another Saturday has come and gone. I decided again to venture down to watch Wanneroo play. After arriving just in time for the magoos game, I tucked into some Subway sat down and was ready to watch. This game could only be described as a whitewash, Wanneroo kicked 9.5 in the first quarter to Thornlies 0.0. Some hapless defending in the 2nd quarter from Wanneroo saw Thornlie kick 2 goals. That is all they would kick for the game.
Wanneroo ran out winners by 27 goals.

The League game from the outset looked like it was going to be a tough game of football. Wanneroo just looked a bit better, but at half time Thornlie only trailed by 3 goals and were full of voice heading in the rooms. However when they came out it appeared as though it was all talk. Wanneroo dominated the last 2 quarters and ended up winning the game by 99 points. The roos remained undefeated after 3 rounds while Thornlie yet to register a win.

It was now time for some colts action in a night game. Promising to be a good game after these 2 met in last years Preliminary Final. It started off quite good before the rain came and made the skills of both teams ordinary. Quite a close game all day, but Thornlie who hit the lead before the rain stayed in front. And won by 3 goals. A few heated words and shoves were exchanged during the shaking of the hands at the end. But it amounted to nothing.

In closing, quite a good day for Wanneroo in ressies and league. For those who think you know Mr Mysterious think again, because he may not be who you think...

The Oz Footy Saloon doors bust open like a scene from a nasty old western movie. The C1 Ammos bar room goes silent. The girls in the room begin to dribble on their wooden bar stools at the site of this modern day legend. The king is back......the king is back!!!!!

Thanks for keeping the place warm while im away Mr. Magoo or whatever your name is. A few more weeks and ill be taking the stand and your tasteless spiels will no longer be required......

Rest easy Panda fans, im currently working away but i can assure you the Peoples Panda will be back in P-City for the second half of the year. He's single and in the sweetest shape of his life so lock up your ladies and get your defenders running extra laps during the week cause sh!t is about to get loose.

From the looks of the results the Rams have a lot of work to do but after spending 4 night in Ole Melbourne town with a bunch of horny Rams over ANZAC Weekend, i think we may see an improvement in the second half. Three things i learnt from that weekend is:
1. The Rams know how to party
2. Dont trust black str!ppers, &
3. A bloke with the initials RG will play the second half of the year (WOW).





PANDA OUT

Mr Panda, good to have you back back, I look forward to seeng you in action when I travel down to Melville in Round10. By the response so far in this forum I'd say me and you might have to keep things alive in C1. Also don't worry as your truly is making sure the ladies in Perth are kept on there toes as I continue my search every Saturday night for a Mrs Mysterious..

Look out all you Mysterious Pandas the XTORNST has arrived.

I cannot wait to hit Ram land and cut a few ewes from the herd.

Mysterious that subway never hit the sides.

Look out C1 bamboo shooters ahead!