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Even though nobody comments about B Grade football Mr Mysterious is still committed to posting every week on the odd chance that somebody does wish to get involved.

Let's get stuck into Round 3. But before we do...

The new AFL CEO says that he will try and reduce pricing around football stadiums in Australia. "$6.60 is too much for a bucket of chips" he said. Let it be on the record if MrM ever pays more than $4.50 for chips at a suburban football oval I will be livid and you will know about it when I do my write up.

Bullcreek Leeming v Wanneroo @Beasley Park

Bullcreek registered their first win last week and will be looking to continue that winning form back at "Kim" Beasley reserve (is it named after the greatest politician to never be PM?) Wanneroo lost a close one to Scarborough and I know they dislike losing. Bullcreek v Wanneroo always offers plenty so I'm looking forward to heading down and enjoying a few beverages and hot chips. I think Wanneroo will bounce back here.
Wanneroo 5 points.

Willetton v Hamersley Carine @Burrendah Reserve

Willeton are yet to hit the scoreboard in the winners collumn but I'm sure a game back at home is the perfect chance to kick start 2014 for them. Hamersley lost to Bullcreek last week but they did show how well they can play with a win in Round1. I'm tipping that Hamersley will win convincingly.
Hamersley by 8 goals

North Fremantle v Collegians @Gil Fraser Reserve MOTR

The two undefeated teams of B Grade do battle here. North Freo have had two relatively easy wins. Whilst Collegians have also done things pretty easy. Both teams are looking to go back to A Grade and they are doing well so far. MrM has put this as Match of the Round so please don't let him down. Magpies v Blues....better than that AFL rubbish.
North Freo by 2 goals

Wembley v Maddington @Henderson Park

Wembley Wombles are another team yet to register a win in 2014 but they are a lot better than what they have showed. Maddington couldn't manage a win without Embley and Kerr so will they be back for Round 3 this weekend? In all seriousness though I'm sure this will be a good game. Wembley to win, because they can't afford to slip to 0-3 and fall behind the rest.
Wembley by 3 goals.

Scarborough v Kelmscott @Millington Reserve

Scarborough showed last week that they will be a contender late in the season with a good win in tough conditions. Kelmscott also had a good win against finals hopeful Wembley. This will be a tough match against two teams who go hard at the football. Scarborough should get the job done here.
Scarborough by 4 goals

Good luck to all this weekend. MrM will be looking forward to Saturday Day and Saturday night shall be equally as exciting.

So far you a half right, Kerr has been put in to be cleared back to Maddington.

I'm not sure what to do? Somebody has actually commented. I'm shocked.

Mr Mysterious is never wrong. Only time I have ever been is when I thought I had made a mistake. I hadn't.

Mr Mysterious, can I offer a small piece of advice/stern warning for you in your eternal search for the perfect bucket of hot chips. If you do ever happen to venture down to Bassendean Oval for a WAFL match and order from the main bar, please ensure that you ask for the extra hot chips and not the semi frozen variety they served up to me last weekend. Found the chalkboard advertising to be quite misleading, HOT CHIPS my arse!!!

Dirty Weekender don't let one bad chip moment ruin your life. The reason for the cold chips is probably because they were producing large quantities of the chip and couldn't get them out quick enough to please the customers. Where did you get your chips from at Bassendean? Because I've found their chips quite enjoyable.

I find the ideal time to acquire a nice bucket of hot chips is too lurk around the club rooms after everyone except the canteen ladies have gone home. You then proceed to flirt with the canteen ladies (read: my name is Dirk Diggler) and convince them too give you a free bucket of chips.

Mr Mysterious wrote: Dirty Weekender don't let one bad chip moment ruin your life. The reason for the cold chips is probably because they were producing large quantities of the chip and couldn't get them out quick enough to please the customers. Where did you get your chips from at Bassendean? Because I've found their chips quite enjoyable.

Mr M, they were ordered from the main bar upstairs on Anzac Day around 1pm. Will stick to the canteen amongst the ferals in future.

Mr M doesn't need to flirt with the canteen ladies for free chips as he gets them on the down low all the time anyway!

Maybe we should refer to him as Seagull from here on in

Collegians missing a couple key players this week. They are counting down the days until James Clement puts on the boots and slots into centre half back. his return is imminent.