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Nice write up Mr M.

I like how your picking a real bad day for the ridge and you dont have them winning anything.

Could not have happened to a nicer football club

Poor Onion Ridge, after I said on radio they might have a chance of winning. Sorry!
At least the reserves get a crack next week.

TheCLAW is back for another week so shut the f@ck up and let me speak. I'm the one who runs this town, most of you all think I'm a clown. But it's me the fans adore, that's right me TheCLAW.

My tips

Colts
Wannaz
Ridge

Ressies
Wannaz
Gossies

League
Kelmyy
Melville

Have fun everyone, may you all strive to be as good as TheCLAW

Melville, you got a stereo or do we need to bring our own? In fact we will bring our own I suggest you download this app called Spotify so you can download all our sick beats

Kelmscott should beat Kingsway by a couple of goals me thinks, should be a close contest though! I notice Collard played for Kelmscott last week seems he has given up on his AFL career. Kingsway Hunter has been suiting up for Kingsway panick stations much?
I'll have my not so hard earned on Kingsway - Kingsway - Kelmscott - Kelmscott @ $5.80
Side kitty on The Kingsway FF to do his Hammy again striding to the bench for a sip of water after dehydrating midway through the first quarter. $3.80

Melville will beat Ridge but I would not be surprised to see a boilover.
Melville to have three more single players after the claw has his way with a few "ladies" - highly likely
Melville by 6 goals


Wanneroo Reserves to get the job done in what should be a tight contest
(40 points)

Gosnells should get the job done in the reserves, so long as their fan club dont get a few 'flat tyres" or sticks in their spokes.
Gosnells by three nominees

Best of luck all

First things first Reverse Kanga, you better bring your own stereo as the Rams have hired a 40 foot sea container for you boys to get ready in. There is no chance in hell we would let you into the Panda's cave.

TheClaw, are you serious??? The rhymes are stinky and the chances of you slaying a bird that lives this close to the city are slim..... Not sure when the last time it was that you blokes hit the big smoke but lengthy red mullets are about as cool as your fashion sense....... #sweettrackiesbro

Kelmy to enforce the first of 2 consecutive loses to Kingsway on their way to Mad Monday in straight sets

Melville to have a win over Ridge in front of a bumper crowd

Wanneroo in a close one against Ridge in the early game but have 6 hamstring injuries due to the chilly conditions in said Sea Container

Gosnells and Kingsway i have no idea.... Gosnells just coz!

I couldnt give two hoots about the colts......

Have a good one gents. Hope the winners party hard and the losers even harder for the Panda's favourite time of year (Mad Monday).

I wont be in attendance for Saturday's game as im in Croatia catching the last few days of Sail Croatia. Ill be back in town later next week.

Here's a few of my sail mates...... Hope training is fun boys



This cat is a dirty c#nt




PANDA OUT