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New Zealand playing South Africa in Cape Town Newlands bowled out 30 mins before lunch on the 1st day of the 1st Test Match for a paltry 45!
Top scorer was Williamson with 13 the only NZ batsman to reach double figures, Philander with the figures of 5/7!

Beasley Hutton wrote: New Zealand playing South Africa in Cape Town Newlands bowled out before lunch on the 1st day of the 1st Test Match for a paltry 45!
Top scorer was Williamson with 13 the only NZ batsman to reach double figures, Philander with the figures of 5/7!

Boths sides have to bat yet hahaha..i remember a game in West of England Premier league Gloucestershire i played in 12 years ago, we rolled the opp for 67 i got 6/16, then we preceded to fold for 47 haha and the deck wasnt that bad!

South Africa are 1/35 in reply just after lunch.

Nice figures mate 6/16 ..how many did you make with the blade out of the 47???

Beasley Hutton wrote: South Africa are 1/35 in reply just after lunch.

Nice figures mate 6/16 ..how many did you make with the blade out of the 47???

Haha 5 mate.. I have been part of a few collapses like that, its quite funny looking back at batsmen trying to pad up and get there gear on in time, even stepping inside the boundary to pad up so they dont get timed out haha

Swandog wrote:

Beasley Hutton wrote: South Africa are 1/35 in reply just after lunch.

Nice figures mate 6/16 ..how many did you make with the blade out of the 47???

Haha 5 mate.. I have been part of a few collapses like that, its quite funny looking back at batsmen trying to pad up and get there gear on in time, even stepping inside the boundary to pad up so they dont get timed out haha

Haha yeah the same thing happened to Mahela Jayawardene in the 2nd Innings of the Boxing Day Test when the Sri Lankans lost 2 wickets in the 1st over ...he was so flustered he was out in the next over as well haha.

In my time here in NZ, the kiwi's don't rate cricket....only rugby....and only rugby union.....but they are beginning to love their basketball too.....success is a wonderful thing hey?....everything sporting wise over here is either a fern or the colour black.....they really do hate Aussies......I should of bought my chainsaw with me, so many chips need cutting off these cursed kiwi shoulders.....

The Chappell saga is shown on telly each night too, just to keep the Aussie / NZ divide going!!

And yet so, so many of them come over here to live freeze ...go figure!
I have always had the feeling with my Kiwi friends they actually secretly wish they were Aussies!

They can become Aussies. Remember learning in school that NZ only needs to nod, and they become part of New South Wales, or a territory of NSW.

www.records.nsw.gov.au/state-archives/re...h-topics/new-zealand

Anyone else know more about this?

Beasley Hutton wrote: And yet so, so many of them come over here to live freeze ...go figure!
I have always had the feeling with my Kiwi friends they actually secretly wish they were Aussies!

There's only 2 kinds of people in this world my friend....Aussies and those that wish they were!!!

ohhh...back to the thread....crucket. What the kiwis (commonly known as south sea poms)need to do against the zuids is to hut sux after sux with their bit. When in the field, keep a man at mud wucket and sully pint and citch uvrything that comes their way. Simple bro....eh?