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Dirty Weekender wrote: Why do I get the feeling this is going to be the most replied Swans topic/thread in Ozfooty history

Dead right DW, because it's a bit of light fun, some great humorous comments and so far no ones cracked the shites or made it political.

Lets have more of the same.

Outerseagull how about a review of this weeks matches on your website.

gtrxuone wrote: Outerseagull how about a review of this weeks matches on your website.

SD V SF
South will get off to a flyer after Hams ducks his way into 62 first quarter free kicks infront of goals. Swans won't be able to catch them even after Stiffy Harding decides to throw on the entire bench and 7 supporters from the can bar riding trail bikes, despite this tactic Swans finish the match with just 1 rushed behind. Man child Ricky Carey is no help after going missing for the entire second half chasing a butterfly into the outer then becoming lost until finding an adult who returned him to his minder.

EP V PT
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK

C V EF
Ian "Beiber" Richardson starts the game with simply fabulous hair but fades out of the game rapidly as it looses its body and volume, he's taken down into the rooms for some blow dry therapy but fails to return to the game. George Hampson stars kicking 13 despite tearing both hamstrings in the the first quarter and doing his right ACL in the third, trainers strapped him up and he was good to return kicking a further 6 riding a mobility scooter.

S V WP
Joondy suffer a shocking run of injuries in the first after someone looks at Halligan the wrong way and he glasses them. Cockie takes out 3 defenders, the boundary fence and first 3 rows of seats after chasing a ball out of bounds. Horse plays a blinder after being promised a salt lick and roll in sawdust after the game. Liam Ryan is rushed to hospital after being decapitated by the Ch7 chopper whilst taking a mark. Doctors are unable to reattach his head.

love to see you have your own thread now TOGS.. long time coming me thinks..... hopefully you can provide us with a post game analysis for each SD game for the rest of the season...less of the black n white bias would be appreciated though

I thought your nose would be out of joint Freezin? I would have thought you warranted your own topic on the Swans board before the just out of the closet gay lion of the pride. For the record I disagree with the so called lion expert. The one on the bottom looks too happy.

BC looks like he is having a good time on his trip away judging by that holiday snap DD!!

Beasley Hutton wrote: BC looks like he is having a good time on his trip away judging by that holiday snap DD!!

I was wondering what happened to BC lately. He's out roaming the Serengeti is he? Lol

It's called team bonding DD

GLORY GLORY SSSUBIAAACO haha

Those Frankston boys are a special bunch