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Very sad to be hearing this news.
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Sad News

Watched the Two Ronnies for many years without fail every Friday night, allways a great laugh.

Seemed like they would fgo forever.

Sadly now both gone, he was a real Gent.

Not many of the comic greats left, of the 60s 70;s and 80s, all you get now is rubbish on TV.

Vale Ronnie Corbett CBE

A few of his jokes in tribute to his humour

•“A man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’ she asks. ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a cigar and he smokes it. She unzips her wet suit a bit and says, ‘When did you last have a drink?’ He said, ‘Five years ago.’ So she gets out a bottle of Scotch and he has a drink. Then she unzips her wet suit a bit more and says, ‘And when was the last time you played around?’ He looks at her in amazement and says: ‘You’re not telling me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there?’”

•“We’ve just heard that in the English Channel, a ship carrying red paint has collided with a ship carrying purple paint. It is believed that both crews have been marooned.”

•“A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.”


A grandfather has gone missing after eating four cans of baked beans, two cauliflowers and a jar of gherkins. His family have made an emotional appeal for him not to come home for at least a fortnight.”

A legend of comedy RIP

Him and Barker doing the news - classic