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Mr M.....I know you have some pretty good jokes, why not throw a couple into your previews and reviews.

Or even start rhyming like TheCLAW.

Claw, I am willing to take those odds, one one condition.....you let us all know what position you are playing and what position you played last week. Would just like to get a gauge of the conditions etc.

Mr T.Soprano.
I have been known to make a joke or 3 so I will try some more humour in my posts. I wish I was as funny as TheCLAW. He is rising up the ranks. If people hang around the club long enough tomorrow night I may just tell several jokes.

G'day boys, great to see a few people throwing digits around, reminds me of being up the back corner of the Paramount hammering in to my flimsy 8's with my baby chipolates..... Lets leave it to the professional from her on though seems a few of you have sharp fingers.

Kelmscott v Coolbinia West Perth
Last time they met
Kelmscott 18.15 123 def Coolbinia West Perth 7.7 49
Kelmscott paying $3 to have their bar license revoked (again) after celebrations of fielding three side this week boil over.
Kelmscott to win by over 25 in to Ninja to kick 6 @ $4.75
Kelmscott 37 points

Kingsley v Ocean Ridge MOTR
Last time they met
Ocean Ridge 16.7 103 def Kingsley 7.4 46
Kingsley , kingsley , kingsley...... they have one man that stands between them in C1 and being C2 , can Onion Ridge stop this man? I am going to say they can.
Either team under 15.5 $3.15
Onion Ridge reserves umpire to be red carded by the Kingsley reserves umpire $1.23
Onion Ridge 9 points

Melville v Gosnells
Last time they met
Melville 16.12 108 def Gosnells 13.6 84
Melville crowd to be attacked by a gosnells player has been backed in from $1.37 to $1.17 . Still a lot of value in the market for the advertising sign to fall from the top balcony and land on the Mr Mysterious look a like after it is banged on after the 13th goal from the Panda. $6.80
Melville coach to kick a goal from 12 metres and over celebrate $2.16
Gosnells in an upset @ $3.70
Gosnells 3 points


Thornlie v Kingsway
Last time they met
Kingsway 16.12 108 def Thornlie 3.9 27
Kingsway full of confidence and will cover the line of 59.5 @1.91
Kingsway FF to snatch up 3 of the 6 jugs after demolishing the 2 for $5 hot dog stand @ $1.16

Kingsway 70 points

Wanneroo v Lynwood Ferndale
Last time they met
Wanneroo 18.14 122 def 9.3 57 Lynwood Ferndale
Rumour has if Jakovich was back down at training thursday night with only 5 games to go to qualify, though he may have been there on his worsafe sam duties instructing all players to wear high visibilty vest while training.
Wanneroo should win this and become officially the worst 14-0 team in history
I'll take Lynwood with a 48.9 point head start @1.91
Lynwood-Wanneroo-Wanneroo-Wanneroo @$2.80

Best of luck all

Where is the money on TheCLAW? Paying $1.25 for best on. I play at FB you see. Im a dope ass rapper CLAW MC. I aint scared of what you think, I leave the fans right on the brink.

Claw, juicy odds on you mate.

But I cannot go past:

"Still a lot of value in the market for the advertising sign to fall from the top balcony and land on the Mr Mysterious look a like after it is banged on after the 13th goal from the Panda. $6.80"

$6.80.....not even going to chuck it in a multi, it is a certainty....putting the live savings on it. When it comes in, i will pay to upgrade all end of season patrons to go to Vegas.

Claw will you be attending? Or changing nappies?

TheCLAW will not be attending. No changing nappies for me. Because I'm TheCLAW MC. Ill keep rapping while you keep on clappin.

The Peoples Panda walks into the room and due to the bitching and moaning of Yolo Swaggins, and TheClaw battling against his ordinary reflection in the glass window of the C1 Forum Front Bar no one realises. There is only one way to sort this issue out.



The King of the Bears flew in last night and let me tell you the reception, as you can see below, was relatively good.



Mrs. Panda smoked me off the hinges last night after a feed of Nando’s and again this morning as she said going through an 8 hour day knowing she wouldnt get the sweet taste of bear juice just infuriated her!
It’s been a long 4 weeks and the Panda has been on a huge training block that should see him really hit his straps towards the pointy end of the season. With a view of resigning from his lucrative role within the WA Mining industry, the Panda will have to resort to a favourite past time to earn a crust...... Running the Panda Party Bus. Anything goes on the bus. $75 a head and gaurenteed that all males will go home with a lady at the end of the night. PM me for details.

Now, lets get a few things sorted in here. Yolo Swaggins! Seriously, WTF? You really have YOLO in your name? What was running through your head when you registered with OzFooty? Buttttt, not only did you prove you’re a complete loser when that was all you could muster in the user name section but then you decide you want to have a crack at the BMOC while your at it. Seeing as it’s Friday and i have sh!t to get done, i’ll spare you the embarrassment and give you an opportunity to change your user name and we’ll pretend all this never happened. Dont waste this opportunity as they dont come very often as im sure you are well aware. Let me guess, night shift stock take at Woolies??? Thought so. go away now.

Secondly, TheClaw..... Stop it immediately champ! Rhyming aint cool. Especially if you’re busting out horrible cracker rhymes like you did on page 1. Stick to footy or you will end up in the same boat as the gentleman that feels the need to tell everyone that you only life once.

Anyway, the King will be at his goal kicking best tomorrow and there aint a damn thing anyone can do about it. Strap yourself in as its time the bear flicked the switch and came home like a freight train. PM me for details on my co ordinations on Saturday night. It’s time the panda re acquainted himself with Perth’s finest women. Im thirsty and horny which means King Panda will be oing what he does best. DRINK, FIGHT and F#CK!

Rams to get it done by lots in both games.

Kelmscott to belt Cooly
Kingsley to continue their late season charge of shaping the finals series
Kingsway over Thornlie
and Wanneroo to keep on rolling. Please dont go right through to the Gf undefeated. We all know what happens next......

Also, i have my outfit ready for the end of season party. Ill be taking the bull by the horns....Litterally. White Goodman!





PANDA OUT!

Mr Panda, welcome back, It's a shame that Perth is only graced with your presence every 4 weeks. Good luck Saturday. I'm thinking you'll go through the opposition like me with hot chips and a pint. It will all be over in 5 quick minutes. I see you have only played 3 games this season hopefully you can get the required 2 games left to qualify in before the finals. I'd like to see Melville play, if you can promise the "ram-ettes" like at last seasons reserves Grand Final then you are all winners in my book.
I'll be out and about Saturday night as I look to find the elusive Mrs Mysterious down at my local drinking hole. A place i like to call "Bar Fun of Plenty" where the patrons eagerly await my rendition of "You're the Voice" at 2am.
If you organise the bus for the end of season party then you get an invite.
So good luck Mr Panda may your offield performance match your onfield stardom.

Mr Mysterious wrote: Mr Panda, welcome back, It's a shame that Perth is only graced with your presence every 4 weeks. Good luck Saturday. I'm thinking you'll go through the opposition like me with hot chips and a pint. It will all be over in 5 quick minutes. I see you have only played 3 games this season hopefully you can get the required 2 games left to qualify in before the finals. I'd like to see Melville play, if you can promise the "ram-ettes" like at last seasons reserves Grand Final then you are all winners in my book.
I'll be out and about Saturday night as I look to find the elusive Mrs Mysterious down at my local drinking hole. A place i like to call "Bar Fun of Plenty" where the patrons eagerly await my rendition of "You're the Voice" at 2am.
If you organise the bus for the end of season party then you get an invite.
So good luck Mr Panda may your offield performance match your onfield stardom.

Hi John...

Hello SFFC4eva or lets call you Mr.D. What do you do now days since you left as football manager from SFFC? I see that South Fremantle are bottom or the WAFL ladder and are worse than Peel. Such a shame.
Just thought you'd like to know your good friend John Tonwnsend is currently in London and watching the cricket. I am not him.