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Anyway, copper said blow in the bag, I said where is she, blow in the bag you mongrel, are your chips hot officer, he didn’t like that. He said blow in the bag, I said I can’t, I’m asthmatic, he said ill fix you up you bastard, I’ll take a blood test, you can’t do that either, I’m a bleeder. He said, listen you trouble maker, I’ll get a urine test from ya, you can’t take the piss out of a person officer. He said, ok screemar, you will now walk the line, I sad sorry officer I can’t do that, I’m too 5ucking pissed. I said officer I need a shithouse, he said you just found one.

I think you are on something a little stronger than Vino Gino. Might need the blood and urine sample for what you're on. Vlad

I find it interesting that he felt compelled to edit some part of that anecdote.

I feel ya screemar, I’m pissed too…pissed at seeing the mug of that douche kochie every time I log in

I reckon it's a cunning ruse to cadge a lift with Dina in her old Mazda Capella