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Results from Round 5. No surprises here.

Coolbinia West Perth (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 7.7 (49)
Kelmscott (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 18.14 (122)

Kingsway (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 16.12 (108)
Thornlie (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 3.9 (27)

Lynwood Ferndale (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 9.3 (57)
Wanneroo (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 18.14 (122)

Gosnells (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 13.6 (84)
Melville (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 16.12 (108)

Ocean Ridge (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 16.7 (103)
Kingsley (C1) 0.0 0.0 0.0 7.4 (46)

Another Saturday has passed us and Mr Mysterious is here once again to tell you all of his day.did have a few issues, about my experiences at Lynwood Ferndale, but I'll touch on them later

I arrived just in time for the colts game after I went to get a fresh hair cut and I thought it was going to be a good game of football. There were a few highlights but it was a pretty ordinary game. Wanneroo won by about 70 points

After the colts game as usual I went to get some food. To my horror I found that the canteen did not serve hot chips, I'm not sure what to think of this, firstly I thought they were having a lend of me, but sadly they weren't.

The reserves game was a lot closer than want I thought it might be. Wanneroo was leading at half time, before they started to play a bit better in the last and ended up winning by 6 goals.

It was time for the league game. Both teams being decimated by players going down to groove with cows. Wanneroo started the game with a bang. Correct me if I'm wrong but I think Lynwood failed to score in the first quarter. Wanneroo continued to kick goals and at half time the scoreboard read Lynwood 8 to Wannneroo 96. Although i could barely see the ground throughout the second half because i was staring into the sun ( no hot chips and having to look into the sun makes me angry) I thought the second half would be the same, however I was wrong. The Roos failed to deliver in the second half and for a stage I thought Lynwood were going to come back in the game. Probably the worst half of football I have seen this season. It's not often you win a game by 11 goals and feel flat.
Thats the bottom line, because Mr Mysterious said so!
However you'd always take the 4 points. Sets up a great game v Kingsway this weekend.

Looking forward to hear how the others games went.

A few issues Mr Mysterious?

How can you call no hot chips and the sun a few issues?

Bob Down, has Bob'd Up (great joke)
The definition of a few...
ADJ- more than one but indefinitely small in number; "a few roses"; "a couple of roses"

Another good write up surprising that CWP got beaten by so much
Reports from that game?

Have been told a one of the Kelmscott boys Collard who played colts kicked 9 in the first half and then went off. He then played League and kicked ten.

Must be a serious talent and is on the Perth list.

Here is a thought maybe they should play him next week?

Also heard that there was a racial incident at Kingsway in the magoos?

Can anyone elaborate?

Not sure about the Racial incident at kingsway on Saturday but i know there was a Kelmscott Colts player who was red carded the week before for Racial comments yet it looks like he played on Saturday??

That Callum collard is something special. Heard he only just got out of jail a couple of months back aswell. Looks like a quality player, but I don't know how his body is going to hold up. Heard he was on the receiving end in Casurina more than a few times if you know what I mean

Mcdougall, that Collard boy really is something special. In what looked like a total domination by the young lad, i would rather instead beg the question is Coolbinia's league team going to hold up?? It sounds to me like you have a bit of jealousy fever as who would bring such false player history into the public arena.

My information is correct. Both Collard and his cellmate Big D have matching tattoos "lovers by choice"

Anyone able to shed light on this, did it happen or not?????

Also heard that there was a racial incident at Kingsway in the magoos?

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