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Apologies Endorphn, I thought he was so good he would not lower himself to reserves...

Can confirm that D) All of the Above is absolutely correct. The Panda did stand out in the game though, only because of the colourful boots and the cheap shots.

He also stood out pre game, a number of people pointed out the bloke wearing the horrible knitted jumper, which happened to be the Panda. Must have bagged a granny on Friday night and fled with the knitted beauty, in that case, well played Panda.

Can not wait for the write up Panda, it should definately be a belter.

Good afternoon lads...... First things first, a big congrats to the Wanneroo and Kelmscott teams on booking a spot in the big dance!!!! Both those teams came to the contest prepared for the battle that awaited while the Melville twos and Wanneroo League, who both had a week off, seemingly thought it was just going to happen and we all know finals wins dont just happen!!! You have to make them happen.
Secondly, Soprano i refuse to take fashion tips from a Wanneroo local. It makes me smile that you boys sat around whispering about who i was and getting a little bit excited at the prospect of being in the same location as me but seriously, if you have that much man love then just come up and introduce yourself. Ill tell you a gag, give you some advice on slaying women and then we can do battle on the park. Didnt your mother ever tell you staring is rude? Also, that sweet knit has a story behind it which involved a fling in the change room with the shop assistant and a 30% discount for making her squirt... She had an engagement ring on too....#sohot

On to the game, Wanneroo had Melville measure for the entire game. Not once did the Rams look like threatening a well drilled and desperate Roos outfit for the entire day. In what was horrendous conditions for footy, Wanneroo put their bodies on the line and won the 50/50 contests all over the park to run out comfortable winners. I can honestly say that i thought the Roos won every single contest on the ground. Not one of the rams would have outplayed his opponent which is disappointing and i can assure you will not happen again this year!!! The effort that was displayed by the Rams was fitting of a dead rubber and not a game that held a reward of a spot in a GF. Personally, the King had his colours lowered by a bloke who i thought was going to ask me on a date after the game. For the entire game he didnt once look at the footy, seeming more interested in staring at me and watching my every movement. Im sure he will have the nickname Creepy Crowley this week at training. He followed me all over the ground like a rapist after his pray. I even went back late in the last and instead of trying to snag a goal he still turned his back on the pill and watched me with intent. Anyway, we will re-unite for another battle in two weeks which im looking forward to as the King has unfinished business.

On the call of yours truly being a dirty prick...... not sure about that boys. None of the incidents were that serious, more so blokes milking it by going to ground to try and get a free kick! Anyway, if the rams make the GF im sure there will be plenty of pay back coming my way which always makes for a good game to watch so the crowd should be happy!

We look to this week and the Rams will face off against Gossy's to hit the GF...... Im sure there will be a cracking crowd out at Wanneroo including the twos boys who im sure will all be there to watch their favourite player in the world...... Cant wait!!!

PANDA OUT

Panda if my memory serves me correctly, and it does as I have the memory of an elephant, 'Creepy Crowley' actually seemed to have more possessions than yourself? (which wouldnt have been hard, lets face it).

Either way, cracking write up.

Good write up Panda. You did have one bloke in the midfield that was quite dominant for most of the game, but I do believe it was the same bloke who gifted a couple of 50m penalties that resulted in goals, so in that case he probably did more harm than good. Butterbean down back was quite serviceable I thought, but hey its not too hard to get a few cheap kicks when you are not playing on anybody.

Ofcourse, we will definately be their on Saturday, should be a cracking day of footy, just hope that it doesnt rain too much and the ground holds up.

Was actually suprised Gossies knocked off Ocean Ridge. Panda, were you guys happy about that result? Ocean Ridge has been some what of a bogey team for you guys these past couple of years.

Finally, if your get up this week is as good as last weeks, not only will I come and introduce myself, I will even buy you a beer after the game.

Yolo I reckon I might have just pipped him for possessions but I can assure you it would have been close and I only had one or two effective possessions for the entire day. That coupled with a few undeciplined free kicks I conceeded and I think I may have produced a Relton Roberts like supercoach score..... Although to my defense it wasn't the best conditions for a marking forward!! Anyway, enough about my poor performance! Better to have a stinker now than when it's do or die!

It was a surprise that gossy got up but I can assure you this rams outfit weren't fussed who we played this week.... We just can't wait for Saturday to come around so we can put last weekends game behind us as I'm sure your league team is feelin the same way!

Ill have some more sweet threads on this weekend I can assure you. Speaking of threads, my string feels like its hanging by a thread so I may have to come and sit in the outer with you boys and enjoy a few tins if I don't get up in time. Tell me the thought of that doesn't give you a tingle in the bag!!!! Just make sure no one king hits me in revenge for the weekend. Save that for the big dance

Panda. I look forward to seeing you in action again on Saturday as you all venture up to Wanneroo Showgrounds. They may just have to charge an entry fee for all those wanting to come see your performance.
I cannot comment on your performance last weekend though because I missed most of it. I do agree, it wasn't a great day for tall forwards. If you hang around long enough Saturday I'm sure some fellow FIFO worker from Wanneroo will happily shout you a beer. Not Mr Mysterious though as a low income earner I usually have to resort to drinking 3 cases of fruity lexia on Satuday nights.

haha more than welcome to join us Panda. As long as you dish out some crackers to the Kingsway League boys afterwards, will be a few beers in it for ya (and if you promise not to steal/slay all our women).

MrM, have you had a read of the C2 thread from last week? I think it is appropriate that you get slaughtered on Saturday and let the Melville v Gosnells 4th quarter go for 90 mins (that is if you have any involvment with time keeping?). Would make for some interesting reading during the week, and C1 definately does need a bit of spicing up, DesertDog and McDougall tried but they are clearly about as fun as my bi annual colon cleanse!

Soprano Mr Mysterious once operated the siren, but was waiting for some hot chips at the canteen for 5 minutes before I realised that I need to press the siren. My plan for Saturday is to vote. Enjoy a sausage sizzle that my local polling booth has on offer then head down to The Showgrounds for a good day of football.

Are the SAUSAGES free?