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A meteor hits the planet and wipes out the human population...

A nuclear war starts between Russia and America and the planet gets wiped out..

The ebola virus is found in the Eagles change rooms..

Falcon wrote: Will help you get started..

A meteor hits the planet and wipes out the human population...

A nuclear war starts between Russia and America and the planet gets wiped out..

The ebola virus is found in the Eagles change rooms..

Very good, keep them coming everyone ...

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6. McPhee
5. Shelton
4. Parry

Any of these three renowned EP haters get the whistle for the big gig and the other mob is in at least with a chance ...

They come up against a team that are playing to win a premiership for their CLUB.

A fully committed stable REAL football club playing for each other.

Crowd factor with hopefully 90% support for the REAL club.

Players in the REAL club believing they are better than those chosen by the AFL system.

3. ASADA

It will be a wet grand final and Eagles reserves will be too top heavy with Lycett, Sinclair, Johnson, Smith, McKinness, McGovern etc.. and the black ducks will run rampant with McMahon's rejects Rogers and Elari running amok.

Jjim wrote: A fully committed stable REAL football club playing for each other.

Crowd factor with hopefully 90% support for the REAL club.

Players in the REAL club believing they are better than those chosen by the AFL system.

Jjim surely you underestimate the support at 90%; wouldn't it be close to 95% or more?

1. The Eagles put 18 players in for post season operations the week before the GF
2. Ben Cousins hosts a party for the Eagles players the night before the game
3. Opposition supporters set up a traffic gridlock which prevents the EP team bus from getting to the game
4. Bribe the cook to put laxatives into the team curry
5.Employ Tony Abbott to do the Royals motivational speech before the game
6. Steal their shorts and replace them with the little league ones.