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When I was a kid I did every single thing I could muster up to avoid that bloody horrible fate - being grabbed and shoved under Mum's arm and seeing that farkan bowl descending 
and those old shears
then being forced to see in that mirror that you were now a gymp
How the fark any self respecting human can walk out the house looking like something from a 1950 cartoon book is right the fark beyond me
the farker that brought it back should be put in a dog food blender

Haha yeah shocking aren't they. I always say that someone with that sort of cut had a fight with a pencil sharpener and lost!
Although my cheeky son will always return serve when I announce that I had a haircut by saying "which hair dad?"

Haha obviously the hair on your back Mike

Nizzy looks good with one

that thing's head looks like a 65 year old testicle that's been shaved half way