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Dirty Weekender wrote: no match point tanking fellas

I thought you were one of the ball boys DW but then I remembered that nasty last visit to the Leederville grandstand ...sorry mate!

Gotta feeling this match point decider may never eventuate fella's......BH seems be too distracted for my liking, doing his Novak impression of cavorting with the black n white attired linesman, ballboy and match official, to bother returning the ball......maybe it's the pressure of being the local boy, playing on his home court, in front of his adoring flock of black n white attired family memebrs, that have resulted in him losing focus.....

.. besides that initial neat first serve in game one, regarding Cary, Simmo and Ames MIA and ny affiliation with sheep, BH has been hitting some pretty weak looping forehands,many of them lacking direction or of any substance (sic)....funnily enough at the same time I did note one neutral observer stated my ground strokes have been centimeter perfect and baseline winners.....perhaps it's that dicky hamstring of BH's that is causing him some concern, or maybe that weak myocardial tissue of his, resulting in him lacking any desire to fight for every point...much like his beloved SDFC have showed this year ....hopefully someone from that lengthy SD injury list knows of a good therapist with healing hands who can get him back on track..... where is Swandog, the massage man with the magic hands, when you need him?

Freezin wrote: Gotta feeling this match point decider may never eventuate......BH seems be too distracted chatting with thelinesman, ballboy and match official to return the ball......maybe its the pressure of being the local boy playing on his home court in front of his adoring flock of black n white attired family......but besides that initial first serve regarding Cary, Simmo and Ames MIA, BH hasnt been able to hit one forehand or backhand of any substance (sic)....though I did note one neutral observer stated my ground strokes have been centremetre perfect and on the money.....perhaps that dicky hamstring of BHs is playing up......maybe some one from that lengthy SD injury list knows of a good therapist with healing hands..... where is Swandog the massage man with the magic hands when you need him?

Just for your information fellas there will be urine testing after this match so if either of you (I'm looking at you BH) are thinking of necking an entire box of Sudafed to gain an unfair advantage you'll be looking at a 2 year ban.

perhaps that is BH problem TOSG.....too many hours taking in that fantastic atmosphere at the SDFC can bar or maybe ..just maybe.....as you say TOSG.... BH has been indulging in the local medicinal delicacies on offer down at Steel Blue ..worked in the past apparently.......thought I that stuff was meant to enhance ones performance,,,,not stifle it?

Freezin wrote: perhaps that is BH problem TOSG.....too many hours taking in that fantastic atmosphere at the SDFC can bar or maybe ..just maybe.....as you say TOSG.... BH has been indulging in the local medicinal delicacies on offer down at Steel Blue ..worked in the past apparently.......thought I that stuff was meant to enhance ones performance,,,,not stifle it?

He needs to be careful though, if he indulges in the stimulants a little too much he could end up out on canning highway directing traffic.

Beasley Hutton wrote: Hmmm I wouldn't have thought a supporter of the club where some extremely well known drug users that are forever in the headlines of late all got their start in football would dare bring up that subject or go down that path of "banter" ...each to their own I guess!!

I'll play that game
Dayle Garlette
Your move

Looks like Freeze couldnt get the job done in the singles so he has had to rope in a doubles partner no doubt so he can utilise that extra court room!
Is this a Davis Cup fixture Aus vs NZ? I haven't heard from Cairnsy yet to see who his money is on!
Hmmm this EF/$ doubles combination could get tricky if they get a sniff I could be right behind the 8 ball!!
Anyways I will return serve with a backhand FLAT down the LINE to the baseLINE....
Fletch

Quite a few offensive lobs being thrown up from the back of the court........

I could have 10 playing on my side of the net BH and it still wouldn't do me any good....this match is medicinally rigged as was the 2010 WAFL GF.... Anyway I thought the linesman, ball boy and match official were meant to be impartial....ooops forgot about the court side massage therapist oiling up in the shadows.....is it a custom for everyone in the crowd to be wearing woolly black n white jumpers during this tournament....or are they just members of your flock coming down to dine out on the Steel Blue centre court grass?

Mikeh, I am more concerned what's actually happening behind the Steel Blue courts when the local pharmacist is touting for business......2 years is a long time be out of any sport don't you think?

Freezin wrote: I could have 10 playing on my side of the net BH and it still wouldn't do me any good....this match is medicinally rigged as was the 2010 WAFL GF.... Anyway I thought the linesman, ball boy and match official were meant to be impartial....ooops forgot about the court side massage therapist oiling up in the shadows.....is it a custom for everyone in the crowd to be wearing woolly black n white jumpers during this tournament....or are they just members of your flock coming down to dine out on the Steel Blue centre court grass?

Mikeh, I am more concerned what's actually happening behind the Steel Blue courts when the local pharmacist is touting for business......2 years is a long time be out of any sport don't you think?

Hemmmm....Freez I think you just blew match point mate. You have admitted we have pharmacists loitering amongst our lot at Steel Blue Oval which is in clear contradiction to previous posts where we are accused of being an unemployed and uneducated bunch by many on here. Hope BH doesn't miss the forehand smash in to the open court