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Southerner coach for mine.

Inspiring no-nonsense addresses with plenty of expletives thrown in.

Swan42 in charge of player welfare and behaviour. 

STT in charge of zoning.

Cardy in charge of after match bourbons for all.

Coach??? hahaha thank you for those very decent words good friend !

one thing I could confirm is that a few of these modern lads would cop words they might have heard in their precious self-indulgent lifetimes , perhaps a mobile phone or four might end up taking a selfie of the internals of their dear sphincters if they ever dared pull one of those bastard things out in my rooms while I was preparing them

And one thing I could guarantee is that there would a FULL FORWARD , a FULL BACK and if you don't kick that bloody pill long to position you'll be doing push ups in my office until your arse bleeds purple son

And don't back chat to that white maggot Buckey son - I'm sick of him running you back 25 metres and me replacing phones every game coz I've smashed them against the glass 

hahaha geez nah I'm no coach mate

Funny thing is I was in the rooms on quite a few late afternoons after games and heard many of one Malcolm Brown's varied & mostly colourful exchanges with players & staff
Was also back at the club after the 1981 Grand Final loss and I can also say I've never seen so many cartons of piss stacked up in one place (excuse my slang there!) and that was a sombre night I can also say - a few boys copped sprays I cannot repeat on here
Saw the great Laurie Flanders plying his trade many many times and he didn't mince words often

Cheers mate

That's why you must be coach mate.....we need grassy in the goal square though......with that bulk and natural talent he could be a match winner....impossible to defend against a man of that size and with his nous 

  That's gold LH.  

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Southerner coach for mine.

Inspiring no-nonsense addresses with plenty of expletives thrown in.

Swan42 in charge of player welfare and behaviour. 

STT in charge of zoning.

Cardy in charge of after match bourbons for all.

Coach??? hahaha thank you for those very decent words good friend !

one thing I could confirm is that a few of these modern lads would cop words they might have heard in their precious self-indulgent lifetimes , perhaps a mobile phone or four might end up taking a selfie of the internals of their dear sphincters if they ever dared pull one of those bastard things out in my rooms while I was preparing them

And one thing I could guarantee is that there would a FULL FORWARD , a FULL BACK and if you don't kick that bloody pill long to position you'll be doing push ups in my office until your arse bleeds purple son

And don't back chat to that white maggot Buckey son - I'm sick of him running you back 25 metres and me replacing phones every game coz I've smashed them against the glass 

hahaha geez nah I'm no coach mate

Funny thing is I was in the rooms on quite a few late afternoons after games and heard many of one Malcolm Brown's varied & mostly colourful exchanges with players & staff
Was also back at the club after the 1981 Grand Final loss and I can also say I've never seen so many cartons of piss stacked up in one place (excuse my slang there!) and that was a sombre night I can also say - a few boys copped sprays I cannot repeat on here
Saw the great Laurie Flanders plying his trade many many times and he didn't mince words often

Cheers mate
 

Brownie would certainly get colourful and personal as well, he didnt hold back on his disgust and getting in the face of a player or three. I heard him go off a few times.

81 was dismal, but talking piss I've never seen so much carnage as after the 80 celebrations, Sunday morning there must of been a 1000 empty middie glasses and jugs scattered over the oval turf  around the white marques.

 

BC and Senior Seagull would be natural key defenders in the Ozfooty team. They have had lots of experience defending their club against attacks from opposing supporters for many years.

That's probably right Mike as there'd be no shortage of punters on here who'd reckon I was a half back flanker.

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Grassy one of best nicknames ever, it is short for grassy knoll and reflects his belief basically everything in footy is now a conspiracy against PFC.
 

That cannot be right, because as we know the entire footy world conspires against Swans.

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Grassy one of best nicknames ever, it is short for grassy knoll and reflects his belief basically everything in footy is now a conspiracy against PFC.


 

That cannot be right, because as we know the entire footy world conspires against Swans.

Only the umpires Bazza unless we want to go back to 1982.  If we do we can include the VFL.