Righto c#nts, lets get this week going.....
Ocean Ridge v Wanneroo
The Ridge had the wood over roo roo roo Wanneroo last year knocking them off a few times including in an Elimination Final which was quite surprising considering they had a side full of blokes with possibly the worst skills on the planet. It seems Wanneroo's kids have come on a bit in the last 12 months and the Ridge has taken a few strides in the wrong direction. Although they usually play their gigantic oval pretty well, the Roo's should have a bit too much fire power up front. Not sure what is the go with every Wanneroo player letting out a high pitched Whhoooooooo after every score but it suggests to me they dont have a very good grasp on the English language as yet. Seriously boys, do something cooler like exploding knuckles or upside down peace signs......The girly scream isnt for you. Number 14 is possibly the biggest wank in the league. I got the impression in Round 1 his not that well liked at the club. Did lots of Whhoooing and celebrating by himself and had no mates during the warm down after the match. Roos by 12 goals.
Kelmscott v Kingsway
Kingsway were deplorable last year but seem to have improved while i dont know too much about their cheating opposition. Not too sure what kind of side Melville threw out there last week but by the looks of the score board the Rams were lucky it was that close. I've got no idea about the result here so im going to go with Kelmscott to be filthy with their start and get the cheque book out mid week to field a team full of ex WAFL players. This should get them over the line by a few goals
Kingsley v Gosnells
Kingsley stink. Gossy's are taking to C1 like a team that is serious about climbing the ranks. Rumours are they are taking the Kelmscott route, with a cheque book thicker than the spew i had in my hotel bed in Melbourne last week after having my drink spiked by a sexy african stripper. The only positive is the sexy african stripper was in the bed at the time. Gossy's by 20 goals
Melville v Coolbinia West Perth
Melville will love being back at home and it will be the second last game before the King comes back for his week off and a trot on the hollowed turf of Rams Stadium. Cooly had a good win in Round 1 and to be honest i dont know what they have done since. They had a few decent players last year but seemed to drop off badly in the 15-22 range. I havent had to much contact with the Rams faithful but this is a win they desperately need to get the season rolling. Sting to kick 8 and drive a 4 goal win
Thornlie v Lynwood Ferndale
Id rather be at work than watch this game. Wondering when we will hear from Thornlie's Footygoss brigade......Surely they cant be far away. Lynwood by 1000 points
Good luck lads......
And for those of you wondering what I've been up to lately...... This is me with Shaq. He is a cool guy.....still shit at Free Throws though.
PANDA OUT