Good evening gents..... Remember me?? Yeah thats right, its the biggest name in amateur footy back in the game.
Its the last round of the home and away season and the highest ranking member of the bear kingdom will be suiting up for that vital 5th game to ensure qualification for the finals series. Expect a huge crowd out at Thornlie Paddock to see the return of the Panda after a few weeks rest and a huge training block with 2.30am starts every morning prior to work to ensure the body is right for a gruelling finals series. After all these early starts and late finishes banging the cleaner on the sly, the fan favourite is ready to defy the odds and is primed to play some of the best footy of his life in the twilight of his career.
Its been a herculan effort by the boys out at roo roo roo wanneroo to go through the season undefeated and its a pat on the back to all at the club who have turned it around from the rot they were dishing up a couple of years ago that saw them drop down to xyz grade. They would be feeling mixed emotions at present as an undefeated season looms...... They would be on a high knowing that their best beats anyone but also feeling the pressure as to fail at the last hurdle would break many hearts. I remember watching North Ballarat many years ago go through the season undefeated only to lose the big dance to East Ballarat...... That is shit that no one ever forgets! Try to keep the jocks clean boys, i would hate to see this happen to you.
This week the Pandas tips go like this;
Gosnells in both games quite easily
Kelmy to roll into finals with a win and OR to get the job done in the early game
Kingsway to rape Cooly both early and late on Saturday
Wanneroo to secure 18 straight in the ones and lose the twos in what has been a dramatic drop off in the second half by the reserves boys
and the Rams to win by 8000 points in the reserves, yours truely to play the whole game as a stay at home FF and kick 15 and the league to run away with an easy victory in the late game and get ready for a home final the following week against the boys from the Reef.
Lets be honest boys, i cant f#cking wait for finals footy to come around. I can smell it in the air up here in Tom Price, it is a bit compromised by the stale smell of the hard pounding sex ive been dishing out to the cleaner but it is distinct and it tells me its time to head home for good times. Anyone who knows the Panda knows that Mad Monday is his Grand Final. With the footy trip soon after and then a trip to South America to work on a 3rd and 4th nostril holes and meet my future Columbian wife and her drug lord father, my advice to you is this.....if you can grab hold of the artist formerly known as the Pilbara Pandas coat tails and get on a ride of a life time then get on board. Men poor at partying for many days in a row and are not lady crushers need not apply. This next few months is not for the faint hearted.
Which one will you have????
Choose wisely and if you see any baby photos of her like this....just know that this guys mates will end you!!!! #pablo
PANDA OUT